You've never been to Malta, have you. Nobody has. That's the whole point.
Malta sits in the middle of the Mediterranean, closer to Tunisia than it is to Italy, and most people in Manchester couldn't point to it on a map with any confidence. It's smaller than the Isle of Wight. It has been ruled by the Phoenicians, the Romans, the Arabs, the Normans, the Knights of St John, Napoleon, and the British — all of whom left something behind. It is, square mile for square mile, one of the most historically dense places on earth. And almost nobody goes.
The people who do go — and I mean the ones who go properly, not for a stag do in Paceville — come back quietly obsessed. The light there is unlike anywhere else in Europe. The limestone buildings glow amber in the afternoon. The harbour at Valletta is one of the great views on the continent. The water is crystalline and warm from May through to November. And from Manchester, you can be there in under three hours.
"Valletta is the smallest capital city in the EU. You can walk the entire thing in an afternoon. But every street, every building, every doorway has three thousand years of history behind it. It takes about a day to realise you've completely underestimated this place."
The flight: shorter than you'd think.
Manchester Airport (MAN) flies direct to Malta International Airport (MLA). The flight takes around 2 hours 50 minutes — barely longer than getting to Barcelona. Jet2 and Ryanair both operate the route, which keeps prices competitive. You leave Manchester, watch a film, eat something, and you're descending over a tiny limestone island in the Mediterranean. It still feels slightly miraculous every time.
Because Jet2 and Ryanair both serve the route, you get genuine competition — which means prices stay reasonable. The route runs seasonally, with the most frequent services from April through to October. Winter services are more limited, so if you're going outside of summer, check schedules before you commit to dates.
What counts as a good fare on this route? Malta is one of those destinations where prices swing significantly depending on how far ahead you book and which month you're going.
Manchester → Malta — fare benchmark
Typical return fare
£70–£180
Good deal
Under £55
Rare deal
Under £40
Sale fares to Malta from Manchester disappear quickly, especially on Jet2 when they run seasonal promotions. MCR Flights alerts members the moment an unusually low fare shows up from Manchester Airport, so you can grab it before it's gone.
When to go: May, June and October are the sweet spot — warm enough to swim, not so hot that walking around a medieval city at midday becomes miserable. July and August are peak season — hot, bright, and busy. Spring and autumn are when Malta is at its absolute best. No visa is needed for a normal holiday — with a British passport you can visit Malta visa-free for short trips under the Schengen 90 days in any 180 days rule.
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Departure
Jet2 flights often depart early morning or mid-morning. Early starts, but you arrive in time for a long afternoon in Valletta.
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Time difference
Malta is 1 hour ahead of the UK. Almost no adjustment needed whatsoever.
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At MLA
A small, efficient airport. Border formalities are usually straightforward, and you're outside in the sunshine not long after landing.
Getting from MLA to wherever you're staying.
Malta International Airport is in Luqa, right in the centre of the island — never more than about 20 minutes from anywhere you'd want to be. Getting around is straightforward:
Public bus — cheap, ~25–40 mins
Malta has a good bus network and the X4 route connects the airport to Valletta's main bus terminus. From there you can get anywhere on the island. Absurdly cheap. The buses are air-conditioned and reliable in the main season. Buy a Tallinja card or pay as available locally.
Taxi — roughly €15–25 to Valletta or Sliema
Official white taxis operate from the rank outside arrivals on a fixed-price system. Very reasonable by UK standards. For two people with luggage after a morning flight, just get the taxi and get on with your holiday.
Bolt / eCabs — similar to taxi
Bolt operates in Malta and is often slightly cheaper than official taxis. eCabs is the local equivalent. Both are reliable and well used by locals.
Hire car — from around €25/day
Malta drives on the left, which makes it easy for UK visitors. A hire car is worth it if you want to explore Gozo or the quieter corners of the island. Roads are narrow and drivers can be lively, but it's manageable.
One important thing about Malta: the island is small enough that you don't necessarily need a hire car for the whole trip. Valletta, Sliema, St Julian's and Mdina are all manageable on buses or taxis. Rent a car for a day or two if you want to explore properly, but you don't need to drive everywhere.
A small island with very distinct neighbourhoods.
Malta is tiny, so wherever you stay you're never far from anything. But the choice of base does shape your experience considerably:
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Valletta (most characterful)
Staying inside the walled capital is special — you're surrounded by history on all sides. Quieter at night than Sliema. Boutique hotels in converted palazzos. Budget: £80–£150/night.
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Sliema (best all-rounder)
The modern town across the harbour from Valletta. Lots of hotels, restaurants and shops, a seafront promenade, and regular ferry boats over to Valletta. Great practical base.
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St Julian's / Paceville
Where the nightlife is. Adjacent to Sliema. Good if you're after bars and late nights — but noisy and touristy. Keep expectations calibrated accordingly.
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Gozo (for real escapism)
Malta's smaller sister island, a ferry ride away. Quieter, greener, slower. Incredible for a few nights if you want to properly switch off.
Malta offers genuinely excellent value on accommodation. A good hotel in Sliema or Valletta will cost £70–£130 a night — less than half what you'd pay in comparable European capitals. There's also a brilliant selection of converted townhouses and palazzos available to rent if you want to feel like you're actually living there for a few days.
Five days on a tiny island that somehow never runs out of things to do.
Malta is one of those places that rewards slow exploration. Don't try to rush it. Walk everywhere you can. Talk to people. Take a different route back. Get lost. The island rewards that approach completely.
Day 1 — Arrive & explore Valletta
Get to your hotel, drop your bags, and walk straight to Valletta. Enter through the City Gate, walk down Republic Street, find a café with a terrace and have a coffee. Then just wander — every side street is worth exploring. Go to the Upper Barrakka Gardens in the late afternoon and watch the sun go down over the Grand Harbour. One of the great views in Europe. Have dinner in a restaurant in the old city. Order rabbit if you fancy the national dish.
Day 2 — The Three Cities & the harbour
Take the traditional Dghajsa water taxi across the Grand Harbour from Valletta to the Three Cities. These fortified cities are older than Valletta itself and receive a fraction of the visitors. Walk the fortifications, look back at Valletta across the water, and take your time over lunch before ferrying back.
Day 3 — Mdina & Rabat
Take a bus or taxi to Mdina — the Silent City. A medieval walled city on a hilltop in the centre of the island that feels almost theatrical in the early morning. Walk every street, then head into Rabat for the Roman Domus and the catacombs.
Day 4 — Gozo day trip
Head north, take the ferry to Gozo, and spend the day exploring a quieter, greener version of Malta. The Citadel in Victoria, dramatic coastline, salt pans, and a swim in absurdly clear water if the weather allows.
Day 5 — The temples & a slow last afternoon
Visit the Ħaġar Qim and Mnajdra megalithic temples on the southern coast — astonishingly old and beautifully sited above the sea. Then spend your last afternoon back in Valletta for one more meal, one more bakery stop, and one more long look at the harbour.
The food is a love letter to the Mediterranean.
Maltese cuisine is what happens when you sit at the crossroads of the Mediterranean for three thousand years and absorb a bit from everyone who passes through. It's influenced by Sicilian, North African and Middle Eastern cooking, with deep British colonial traces too. It is unpretentious, ingredient-led, and very, very good. And it is remarkably affordable by Western European standards.
🥐 Pastizzi — flaky pastry filled with ricotta or mushy peas
🐇 Fenek — Maltese rabbit stew
🍞 Ħobż biż-żejt — bread with tomato and olive oil
🐟 Fresh grilled fish in season
🍯 Imqaret — date-filled pastries
🍺 Cisk lager — the local beer
🍷 Maltese wine — better than you'd expect
☕ Coffee in Valletta, watching the world go by
Pastizzi deserve special mention. They are small, flaky pastry parcels sold from bakeries and kiosks for very little, and they are one of the great snacks of Europe. You will eat more than you meant to. That is normal.
Eating out in Malta is genuinely affordable — a good dinner can still feel like a bargain compared with most major European destinations. Follow the Maltese — if a restaurant is full of locals on a Tuesday night, you're in the right place.
A few things that will make your trip smoother.
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Language
English is an official language of Malta. Everyone speaks it. You will have no language barrier whatsoever, which makes it an unusually relaxed destination.
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Currency
Euro (€). Cards are accepted almost everywhere. Carry a small amount of cash for bakeries, buses, and small purchases.
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Getting around
Buses are cheap and cover the whole island. Taxis and Bolt fill the gaps. Malta is small enough that point-to-point travel is usually straightforward.
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Weather
Long sunny seasons, hot summers, and mild winters. Spring and autumn are brilliant for sightseeing and swimming without the fiercest heat.
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Phone
Malta is in the EU, but UK roaming rules depend on your network. Check before you fly. A local SIM is usually cheap if you need one.
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Budget
Plan for £60–£100/day on food, drink, transport and activities. Malta is one of the more affordable destinations in the Mediterranean.
Malta is a tiny island that most people drive past on the map without stopping.
That is their loss and, if you go, entirely your gain.
Go in May or October. Stay in Valletta or Sliema. Eat rabbit and pastizzi. Walk the Three Cities at dawn when nobody else is there. Take the ferry to Gozo and sit on a clifftop in the sun with a glass of local wine and absolutely no obligations whatsoever.
It is a very small island that will make you feel very, very alive.
— Your mate, who's been twice and is going again